My three year old's first joke
After Thanksgiving dinner, my three year old son climbed up on a chair to watch me slice a piece of pumpkin pie.
"Whatcha doing?"

"Getting ready to eat some pumpkin pie."
A wonderful gleam appeared in his eye and he almost couldn't contain his joy.
"Don't eat me!"

"Why on earth would I eat you?"

"Because I'm a pumpkin and you're eating a pumpkin in your pie!"
What a sweet little pumpkin he is, too. Or, as I am prone to say, he is my sweet little pumpkin pie with whipped cream and a touch of nutmeg on top.

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